Kinja update

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/12/2020 at 16:21 • Filed to: Kinja, Shitpost

In an effort to prevent the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, Kinja notifications have been disabled.

We at Kinja take your health very seriously, and you’re all spending too much time on Oppo. So go sit in a corner surrounded by the 427 rolls of toilet paper you just bought and wait quietly until this blows over.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

DISCUSSION (44)

i86hotdogs > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:30

You fools are stuck in 2020 with your toilet paper. I am living in 2069 with a bidet.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:33

im pretty sure kinja already has corona... it wants me to accept cookies every time i open a page...

its ann oying...

Kinja'd!!!

Svend > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:33

I keep getting this bloody thing at the bottom of the page, I click okay, it goes, I go to another page, it comes back, every f—king time.

Kinja'd!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:33

You’re still welcome to pay for Jalopnik Gold to keep your notifications coming through these trying times.

Kinja'd!!!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > i86hotdogs
03/12/2020 at 16:34

Not the three seashells? Pfffft.

lone_liberal > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:37

And now the NCAA has canceled March Madness. WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT TO BET ON?

WilliamsSW > i86hotdogs
03/12/2020 at 16:37

Nice try - in the future we are all dead

InFierority Complex > BaconSandwich is tasty.
03/12/2020 at 16:38

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells?

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/12/2020 at 16:39

That is just their method of tracking every move you make.

Oh and trying to drive you insane while they do it. Welcome to the Machine.

vondon302 > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:39

Kinja'd!!!

You can still buy toilet paper?

WilliamsSW > Svend
03/12/2020 at 16:40

Must be a European thing. You and Farscythe are both getting it. So it’s definitely coronavirus related then because everything is fine here.

WilliamsSW > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/12/2020 at 16:40

I can’t spend money on anything else so why not?

TheRealBicycleBuck > Svend
03/12/2020 at 16:44

Try the Brave browser. It’s based on Chrome, but it blocks all tracking bits and bobbles.

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > vondon302
03/12/2020 at 16:45

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

TheRealBicycleBuck > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/12/2020 at 16:45

Try the Brave browser. It might fix that problem.

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > lone_liberal
03/12/2020 at 16:46

You can now bet on death rates by country as well as over/unders of total confirmed cases as of certain dates. Enjoy!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/12/2020 at 16:49

ill give it a shot tomorow...just got back from a 14 hour shift.. im going to bed...kinja be damned lol

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:52

great I’ll send my paypal info over and get you all set up. lol

Svend > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/12/2020 at 16:53

I may consider it if it annoys me more.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:55

Kinja'd!!!

I’ll send you this if you need it. I was going to send it to a friend out of state, but he scored.

Svend > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:55

Lol. Yep, everything is fine there.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > lone_liberal
03/12/2020 at 16:58

I’m a total non-sports guy. I was fat and unathletic, though now, at the gym, I enjoy the medicine ball...

In my first real job in an actuarial consulting firm as an intern, there was a March Madness betting pool that consisted of a matrix of about 10x10 squares and the entry fee was a few dollars and my name wound up randomly assigned to a square with St. Joseph in it and I thought, well, I just threw two dollars out the window... Anyhow, St. Joseph prevailed against whomever or whatever and I won $50. We had carryout pizza that night.

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/12/2020 at 16:58

Thanks but we really do not need it, jokes aside. My wife believes in being stocked up all the time, so we have all kinds of TP, paper towels and Kleenex.

Also, from what I can tell, at least some stores still have toilet paper around here, at least as of Tuesday.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 16:59

TPDS: Toilet Paper Derangement Syndrome

I just can’t believe how much people have ranted about TP, of all things. Beats ranting about the president...

WilliamsSW > Svend
03/12/2020 at 16:59

Hey our fearless leader* says it’s fine so that must be true!

* note: he turns orange when he’s lying

lone_liberal > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/12/2020 at 17:03

Back when I was in college there weren’t all the websites and pundits telling people how to fill out their brackets so everyone was pretty much on their own. I usually finished in the money by just picking the favorites. To a college student an extra $50-$200 was a lot of money.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > lone_liberal
03/12/2020 at 17:07

$50 was a nice chunk of change for an actuarial intern as well.

Svend > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 17:08

He also said the 30 day European travel ban was exempt to the U.K. Odd.

WilliamsSW > Svend
03/12/2020 at 17:11

Yes, but was he orange when he said it?

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/12/2020 at 17:12

It is all pretty weird- why toilet paper?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
03/12/2020 at 17:14

Because it beats ranting about the president?

I guess folks got annoyed with people who bought up all of the TP when general awareness of the seriousness of covid set in.